The act of slapping a man in the gooch.
Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin
Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin
Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch
Victor: Whatever
Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*
Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!
Victor: Whatever
Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*
Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!
by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.
Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.
Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.
Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.
Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.
by Smralfy June 19, 2011

by Retxed January 22, 2006

If delivered correctly to a male a gooch punch will cause immediate and uniquely powerful ejaculation, which is said to be the most pleasurable experience known to man. However, after a gooch punch the male can never ejaculate again.
by Oliver Williams December 18, 2005

yea i was sucking a gooch and then my girlfrined wouldnt kiss me because A. she now knows im gay and B. i have terrible gooch breath
by me February 14, 2003

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch
A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)
The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)
The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler
That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)
We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler
That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)
We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
by mtc25 January 12, 2009

by kingo-witney January 15, 2009
