Goat Roper

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.

It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.

by Plumtree Pru July 8, 2018

Gator

A fat kid from the south. If there are too many kids named bubba around, the name gator is used if their child is "husky".Mainly used around the Louisiana area of the U.S.A.

Holy shit this kids so fat we gotta name him Gator, he's much too fat to be Steve!

by Heatstick January 24, 2020

Aunt Mary's Goat

a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.

My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!

by Poopin in ur boot January 5, 2010

Gator Gazette

Newspaper currently being published by four anonymous Cinco Ranch High School students who refer to themselves as "The Persian Rug," "The Legend," "Clicky," and "Oca." Named "The Gator Gazette" to allegedly create an attractive title ("Gator" comes from the principal's infamous line, "Go Gators!") This newspaper can be found in any boy's restroom, whenever a new edition arrives. Critics of the Gator Gazette claim that the editors desire nothing but fame among Cinco Ranch students, and simply waste time on the newspaper to put on their college resumes.

Person 1: Dude, a new edition of the Gator Gazette is coming out! Can't wait!

Person 2: You read? Gah, there are better things to do in life.

Person 3: That Gatah Gazette aint nothin' but trouble. Bonsal betta' find those pussy editors and whoop 'em with ISS!

by The 5th Wannabe Editor April 19, 2005

Goat'd

To give a statement of fact that appears to be ludicrous or obviously incorrect, given for the purpose to elicit an outrage from the surrounding audience.

Sam: "Look, this is ridiculous, no one good in the NBA has ever worn number 23."
Will: "ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!? MICHAEL JORDAN!!!!!"
Sam: "You just got goat'd!!!"

by Will and Sam February 18, 2009

Bo-Gator

A person (usually a boy in middle and high school, though they can be adults) from the south that thinks that they are a redneck but in reality, they come from a very well off, suburban family. They can be seen wearing the brands Southern Marsh, Patagonia, and Columbia. They are also seen wearing confederate flags, along with a hat or visor hooked to their belt. They often spout "yee-yee bo-gator", hence their name.

Bo-Gator: Yee-Yee Bo-Gator!!
Rational Person 1: ignore him, he's just a bo-gator
RP 2: yeah...good idea

by gaychurchboi July 9, 2018

escape goat

"Escape goat" was said on-air in 2002 by UK Big Brother reality show contestent Jade Goody. Scorned by millions, usage picked up, and now it's widely said, by some knowingly aware of the joke, but others unknowingly. The mistake vaguely makes sense because people looking for a "scapegoat" are trying to "escape" blame.

"They were trying to use me as an escape goat," said Jade.

by geoffreyt February 20, 2009