pulling your goalie

slang for masturbation used by hockey fans

- I walked in on you pulling your goalie

by Bran Flakes May 9, 2006

Goat Rodeo

A Goat Rodeo AKA Goat Rope, is about the most polite term used by aviation people (and others in higher risk situations) to describe a scenario that requires about 100 things to go right at once if you intend to walk away from it.

This meeting is a goat rodeo.

by Fromaforum September 1, 2004

scape goat

<n>
person, or group of people, used to call blame upon.

Nativists used immigrants as scape goats for explain the problems of America in the 19th Century.

by Rob Michael September 29, 2005

goatse'd

the act of being fooled, tricked.
often related with being led to the site www.goatse.cx

Jmechy: [e-mail] O Fishsticks o: i hope its not goatse O Fishsticks o: dammit O Fishsticks o: I swear to god im gonna kill you

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

hair goals

Hair goals is what girls scream and squeal when the see another girl or guy with absolutely perfect hair. Emily's always have perfect hair... So they often hear people talking about their hair like "Omg!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at Emily's hair!!! Woah! Hair goals!!!!!"

" Oh my gosh!!!! Hair goals! HAIR GOALS!!!!! I want it!!!!!!!"

by Bobadooboo October 23, 2015

punched the goat

To cease to live. To come to an end. To pass out of existence.

Can you believe both Farrah and Michael punched the goat on the same day?

by Saint Tee August 27, 2009

Garbage Goal

In hockey slang, a garbage goal is when a player scores a dirty goal around the crease on a rebound. Therefore, scoring a garbage goal can also mean to score with a girl who's currently on a rebound from a recent relationship.

"Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally scored a Garbage Goal while my roomate was passed out in the other bed" -- Frank-Peter

by P.KG April 6, 2010