George moment

When you make a joke and no one laughs

‘Heart disease’ “george moment”

by Gimaf October 21, 2021

George Jones

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.

Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

by george

astonished by something. an exclamatory remark made when you hear or see something great or astonishing.

"By george, that's one big boil on your face there!"

by nikoli_182 May 1, 2008

george w. bush

A sly moronic retard. Who can't manage a country let alone himself. Unable to make a intelligent speech or show any smarts whatsoever. Hates black people( Connie does not count). Can't keep a country out a debt, but can start wars with innocent bystanders for oil( but it is still high!)!Take five days to make any attempt to save people in New Orleans from death, doom, and diaster! He is as intelligent as this chair I'm sitting in. He looks like a white chimp or a monkey's ass. Not the brightest bulb in the knife draw.

I George W. Bush and this is what I be thinking: George W. Bush is a smart president..even better than Clinton, and JFK. "What the quickest way to the get to Seseme Street...I mean New Orleans?" "Look Dick I stayed in the lines!" "All these words making my brain hurt!" "Global warming isn't dangerous...the sun is always warm." "5+2+4+3+7= ELEVENTY" George W.Bush isn't the best we have.

by NawlinsSuga February 4, 2007

Fred and George Weasley

The two damn sexiest gingers anyone has ever read/seen. Portrayed by James and Oliver Phelps.

Born on April 1st, 1978. Fred died tragically at the age of 20 in the battle of Hogwarts. George lost an ear in the Battle over Little Whinging.

Also know as Gred and Forge.

Twilight Fan: Ew. Fred and George Weasley are fucking ugly.

HP Fan: BITCH DON'T GET ME STARTED! THE ONLY GINGER YOU HAVE IS VICTORIA AND SHE WAS A SLUT. AND AT LEAST HARRY POTTER HAS TWINS IN THEIR SERIES UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING MARY-SUE! *repeaditly smacks twilight fan in the back of the head with "Harry Potter and The Order of the Pheonix*

by Harrypottersyndrome December 21, 2010

George W. Bush

The only president to succesfully accomplish looking like a monkey and completely destroying the prowess of America in the eyes of the world.

Also known as "dubya."

George W. Bush: They misunderestimated me!

by Lord Of Tyland, who actually gets good grades January 19, 2007

george w. bush

Why everyone hates us Americans, even though the people hate him and everyone is afraid someone will assasanate him because then dick chaney will be president, and that i think would end the human race all together!!

1. George w. Bush is as stupid as it gets
2.would someone please give bush a blow job so we can kick his butt out of office!!!!
3. we're all going to die!!!!!HELP US SOMEONE!!
4.WTF???????

by Jessica12 September 9, 2008