Gaylord

A place in northern Michigan where you can walk to almost any person and buy a joint. The only place you can buy an unlaced joint is the dispensary. The school systems (the drug trafficking home) are the place where females get pregnant before legal consent age.

Let’s go to Gaylord to bang some chicks and get a joint

by Billy Jean Epstein March 3, 2021

Gaylord

A male who likes women but only if they have a strapon on.

Johnny is such a Gaylord. he ordered a strapon for his girlfriend

by emus8654 March 11, 2021

Gaylord

A city in Michigan

How bro wanna go to Gaylord?

by nauticalninja April 19, 2021

Gaylord Queerman

A insult you use when someone try’na be gay on you. It is a level 9 burn which requires some burn cream to recover. Can be used to replace the insults: PooPoo Face, Gay Af, Gaylord Queerson, and Mega Fagot.

Person1- Ayo want to come over and smash?
Person2- Ew get yo retard ass “Gaylord Queerman” look’in face out of here!
Person1- No bro like the Nintendo video game.
Person2- Still no that game sucks ass!

by Gaylord Queerman June 26, 2021

Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

gaylort

Sexy and amazing with big pp

You’r a gaylort

by Righty left February 2, 2022

gaylort

Sexy and amazing with a very large penis

You are a gaylort

by Righty left February 2, 2022