Goon gobbler

1. A prostitute known for giving blowjobs in exchange for one to two bags of crack cocaine.

We picked up a goon gobbler on Broadway last night, she was a two bagger.

by Damius Muse August 10, 2021

Pool Goon

Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.

Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.

Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.

by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021

Goon night

Good night, but like… fuck off.

Goon night Harry.

Goon night bitch.

by Obama Bin Stalin March 13, 2019

Goon Gap

A significant space between the teeth of a typically overweight redneck/country hick

Pete: "Look at the big ol' fuckin' goon gap on jim eh bud"

Jim: "Dicker' off Pete"

by LardKing April 7, 2015

goon squad

5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear

5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole

by Mrs P August 2, 2007

goon

A person without any athletic skill or coordination whatsoever. Who is way bigger than you and uses this advantage to beat you in sports/life anyway.

Alex: Ryan is such a goon.
Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game.
Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.

by Grason B. April 9, 2006

Goon Crown

When the box of a used cheap cask wine is put over ones head to signify that they are the King of the Goon.

Bazza: Checkout Maisy, he's wearing the goon crown, he must have finished the coolabah.

by BillySmokin March 4, 2009