German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"

The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.

by Jadjad January 6, 2013

German Stickler

When you are hitting her from behind then all of the sudden yell in a strong german accent "INTO ZE POOP SHOOT!" and stick it in her asshole.

Dude 1: Yo is your girl still mad at you?
Dude 2:Yea she wont let me fuck her anymore
Dude 1: You really shouldnt of tried the German Stickler

by SlightlyTilted88 December 18, 2019

German idealism

A paradigm of society which is high-truth, high-trust.

Assumes that scientific realism is a segue to idealism.

German idealism assumes scientific realism in which language is treated as a medium of truth.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 8, 2018

German Afternoon

A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned

Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.

by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016

german icing

The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum

Man, she shut up after I gave her the German Icing.

by retaregit May 17, 2014

German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022

German toehog

The act of grabbing somone by the big toe and twisting it violently causing excruciating, unbearable pain.

He made his girlfriend cry by giving her a german toehog

by AH121 April 8, 2015