Front Butt Spackle

Ejaculating on the labia majora.

I pulled out just in time to front butt spackle.

by Tendant, Carlotta May 16, 2010

Front-door faggot

Some one that insists on rubbing his crotch and/or front side on you as you and this person chat. Men like this can also be defined as "that one guy at the office that is too touchy feelie."

Bob: Hey frank you know that new guy jim?
Frank: Yeah what about him?
Bob: He is a front-door faggot! I was talking to him and he would not keep his hand off my shoulder.

by ncsteezy September 11, 2010

front bum

ya fanny or the front of your ass

1-u have a front bum
2-dont you mean fanny

by gob shite May 23, 2005

Front Loader

The area surrounding the rolls of fat just above a fat woman's crotch. Similar to the fup.

Damn, even though she lost all that weight, she still has her front loader.

by munnie October 13, 2008

front bumps

UK term for boobs,tits etc.

Did you see her? Top front bumps.

by Gr@h@m July 30, 2007

Front Note

An important comment during conversation when it is more significant than previous statements and/or taking place immediately after being said, needing the utmost attention from the other person.

Scene: 1:03am on a Wednesday night
That Guy: "Yeah, you're so awesome. Blah blah blah blah..."
That Girl: "Front note: I know I'm awesome, but you have to quit talking to me. I have to go to bed."

by ThatGirlYouSuggestedToDoThis April 12, 2012

Front Load

The act of emptying tobacco from the tip of your cigarette/cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

"You tryin to roll a blunt?"
"Nah man I'm just front load my cig"

by Useyourrealname September 20, 2014