Frankenhead 

A guy whose haircut and facial shape make his head look like Frankenstein's head. A walleye helps this look. Generally this person seems to have about as much common sense as Frankenstein did.
Also this person thinks he is a ladies man, but only goes for big, fat, and ugly women at the end of the night around closing time.

The night he met those girls, Frankenhead turned up his nose. Now he is married to the fattest, ugliest one.

Frankenhead by Mutchler January 22, 2006

frankenfoot 

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.

(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.

frankenfoot by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004

Frankenboner 

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

Frankenboner by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Frankencougar 

A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.

Guy 1: Yikes!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Frankencougar, three o'clock, ready to pounce.
Guy 2: Dude, that's Janice Dickinson!

Frankencougar by Mark Aceto May 1, 2009

Franken-fine 

1. an adjective that describes a man or woman, usually green-ish and arguably alive or not, that is looking super sexy or fuckable on that day.

2. a monstrous pun.

*Pronunciation should be with a slight ebonics or mexican accent: (just imagine Missy Elliot or DMX saying it)

Girl: "Ooh girl, check him out... 'nigga's lookin' franken-fine tonight... mmm-hmmm... yeah... alright... okay... mm boy."



Friend #1: "Dude Im finna sound like fag, but you're looking fucking franken-fine today, motherfucker."

Friend #2: "Yo thanks, that was some franken-fine alliteration."

Friend #1: "Yeah sucka, peace on Earff!"

Friend #2: "Whaddup, baby?"

Franken-fine by Dumblesaur February 9, 2009

Franke 

Franke is a modern day evolution and massive improvement on the name "Frank" which is a name referring to a Germanic tribe -- the Franks -- who derived the tribal name from a type of spear that they used. Which basically means, Franke is a bad ass mo'fo. Smart and cool, but also deadly. Most Franke's kick major ass and are in the upper echelon of whatever circle they run in. Their perfect balance of smarts and savagery make them an instant hit with the opposite sex, so Franke's tend to always have gorgeous women by their side.

drunk man in a bar to a beautiful woman: "hey sweetie, let me get some of you"
Franke steps in: "Listen brother, you better leave the lady alone and keep moving before I stick my drink straw up your pee hole"
Beautiful woman to Franke: "Wow, you saved me. You're so smart and animalistic, you must be a Franke"

Franke by Franke Flowers February 5, 2010

Frankied

The act of using someone of all they got, then dipping out.

Dosh: Man, I lost everything at the casino and just smoked the last of my shit

Jawn: Well I think its time for me to go home

Berry: Man I think he just frankied you

Frankied by MasterDosh October 1, 2018