asshole flower

When her asshole is really hairy

Damn she has a big asshole flower

by Scratchy asshole January 26, 2016

Flower Bandit

one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.

Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!

by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019

mr flowers

best english teacher ever. he has a really big belly and loves in & out burgers. he has a lot of stamps and likes to sing and dance to anuel aa. he is also bald. just the best teacher.

mr flowers is so cool! he

by lmao lmao lmao December 23, 2021

zucchini flowers

A disgusting ingredient for any meal.

I wanted to make a horrible meal so I added zucchini flowers to some otherwise delicious ingredients.

by Jesus1565456321567 June 17, 2018

flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

Flower Powerd

When you reach the climax of being high.

Bob: Last night i got so high i flower powerd it.

by Lolaa. August 23, 2008