Filiberto

Filiberto's are usually short kings with the biggest pout this side of the border. Built like the Michelin Man or a Teletubby, but with the ferocity of a beaver. Filiberto’s come from long lineages and are often a “the II, the III, and etc”. Filiberto's commonly call themselves or others place upon them the nickname: ‘Fili’ (pronounced Philly, like the cheese). Filiberto’s love to stay active by pumping iron, roaming the lands for Pokemon, and walking to and from the local Mexican food establishment. Filiberto is also a generous lad, like a Latin Santa Claus. His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you better believe it, it's better than yours. Filiberto's are connoisseurs of the finer things in life such as energy drinks, carne asada fries, wine, and things that people leave behind. Filiberto’s also have huge hearts and are hung with donkey dongs.

"Woah dude! He's got some junk in the trunk! He must be a Filiberto!"

“He was the most loyal and generous friend I’ve ever had with a heart of pure gold. He has the characteristics of a Filiberto.”

“He fought with ferocity and courage I’d never seen before! Without him we would’ve lost the Battle Of The Bulge. Filiberto’s make the finest soldiers we’ve ever seen, I’ve had the honor of fighting alongside him since we jumped into Normandy. Without Filiberto Allied Victory and liberation wouldn’t have been possible.”

“Is he eating carne asada fries?! Is that a huge budge in his pants!? Bro that’s Filiberto!”

by A Mack Named Antonio June 22, 2024

filbism

A religion in which its followers worship their lord, Filbus. Those who practice Filbism are called Filbists. Filbus is a tall, lanky man typically seen in an all-black outfit with a tophat. Filbus only slightly resembles a human, with incredibly deformed body parts and yellowish-brown skin, in a pattern similar to that of vitiligo. Those who practice Filbism can be observed sometimes eating their chairs, as it is a common activity in those who practice Filbism.

"Yeah, I'm a Filbist, I follow Filbism"

"That's not a real religion dude."

by An avid Filbist aka gay person November 22, 2024

flobber fairy

A flobber fairy is someone changes themselves to fit into certain crowds.

Gosh why does she have to be such a flobber fairy.

by Popasquirt. February 10, 2025

Filbert

A person who goes around sucking the farts out of chicken’s assholes.

“So what does Frank do for work these days, Nancy?”
…pause…
*…heavy sigh…* “He decided to go back to being the town Filbert”…

by Heybonbon March 23, 2025

Fillbuster

No amount of this is going to stop me from stabbing the first kid I get within arms reach of.

Hym "Don't let a media fillbuster get your kids killed. I'm not going to stop until I get the credit and the money and if they don't stop I'm not going to. Make the pundits end the fillbuster and don't let that Kilmar Abredo Garcia step one foot in America before they address the surveillance and the theft of my property. Make them stop fillbustering. Any means necessary. They do not care about my rights so don't let them invoke thier rights. Don't let them throw your kids life away in the name of 'standing up to bullies.' That isn't what they are doing here. They have already gotten your kids killed in Uvalde. They have already gotten your kids killed in Santa fe. They have gotten the parents in Waukesha Wisconsin killed. Don't let them do it again. Make them stop. Make them talk. Make them admit they were wrong because they are still covering up the fact that they buried a story that has gotten dozen of people killed."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2025

Filibuster?

Is it NOT that? Did you think you were making a point? No repeating my own words back to me does not prove whatever point you are trying to make. Your kids keep getting raped and murdered because you think you're a big brain for doing shit like this but in reality you're a fucking retard. And I walked right past 2 of them the other day and the little girl was close enough to grab. The boy was probably far enough away to run before I got him but 1 is enough.

Hym "Is this not a filibuster? What point could you possibly be making here?"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

Filibuster

I'm not going to let them filibuster me out of millions of dollars because they don't want to have to credit and pay me for AI.

Hym "These people will get your kids stabbed. I'm telling you right now. Do not let them filibuster your kids to death. Even the progressives are covering for the billionaires and helping them get away with stealing from me. It isn't consequences. It isn't a business decision that went wrong. They are STEALING from me and if I am not paid, I will just kill a child. I'm not negotiating. I'm not going through any legal process. If someone does not show up before the IRS does, one of you children will die."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025