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feed the jim

The command used by a third party member of a two person conversation which is directed towards one of the conversationalists in the case that the conversation has reached a point where there is nothing to say. This lets said conversationalist know that it is time to say, "jimfeed" and walk away.
Albert: What's up?

Shiva: Nothing much.

Albert: Wanna hear a funny joke?

Shiva: No.

Cornelius: (whispers) feed the jim

Albert: Jimfeed

Shiva: What?
by skinnyfeed14 July 6, 2011
mugGet the feed the jimmug.

Feeding Frenzy

Any gathering of 3 or more feed bags in one area at the same time.
At lunch today, there was a feeding frenzy going on in the cafeteria.
by acidicmynd April 10, 2011
mugGet the Feeding Frenzymug.

Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!
by Fukn paul March 11, 2017
mugGet the Feeding the unicornmug.

goat feed

What you get when you go to the 'hood and think you're buying weed from some homie and you end up getting fleeced.
Dude, I just bought a sack off this dude and it was goat feed.
by lilmama July 4, 2005
mugGet the goat feedmug.

Feed the pigs

To have a large crap. Stems from the design of many rural Indian toilets which are located over pig sty's.
I'm off to feed the pigs!
That was a huge curry! The pigs will be happy!
by pig farmer November 19, 2007
mugGet the Feed the pigsmug.

Feeding the Birds

A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.
“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds
by MrOCD October 16, 2019
mugGet the Feeding the Birdsmug.

Feed the cat

When you allow your person to treat you like Shit to get closer to the cat.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2020
mugGet the Feed the catmug.

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