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Polish fiddle

A solo sex act in which a lady tittie-fucks herself with a dildo. (Orig. Only a Polish woman would be dumb enough to tittie fuck herself with a dildo. Also, the act of tittie-fucking oneself with a dildo would produce a motion much like bowing a violin).
Susie Woznoski: "My god- my neck is so sore."
Dana: "Why?"
Susie Woznoski: "I tried the Polish fiddle last night. I did it for hours and never came." :(
by bobby771 September 25, 2009
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fiddler on the roof

When you sit naked on your sexual partner's head, placing your testicles on their forehead and have your partner jerk you off.
Last night, I made my girlfriend play fiddler on the roof, she was not pleased, and now we aren't talking.
by TeirGas February 12, 2008
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fiddlesticks

1) Sticks, or branch-like objects that are left in careless places, just awaiting a small child to pick them up and give them a good fiddling with.

2) A Voilin Bow (pl)
1) "Oh Crikey! Jepetto has found my fiddlesticks!"

2) "All my fiddlesticks are made of cat gut I'm afraid"
by zippy January 5, 2005
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faddle

completes a nonsensical task; creates nonsense, either with or without self-knowledge.
by Mike Gellerman June 24, 2006
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fiddlestick

Hey, let's go to fiddlesticks and get laid guys!
by virginiarambler October 22, 2010
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feedle hopskin

contains material which is derived in whole or in part from material supplied by MSNBC, NBC, The Associated Press, Reuters and other sources.
contains material which is derived in whole or in part from feedle hopskin material supplied by MSNBC, NBC, The Associated Press,
by John Felder April 16, 2006
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Foddled

To mean that you twisted your words and you can't make any meaning about what you literally just said
Me: I'm shook, Like i am shook af cu eh... I'm Foddled
Fergus: Stfu you sound dumb, Foddled aint a word... JK it is yah! Phnya Gugidup
by PhatPhnya September 11, 2018
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