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facestalking

n. The act of stalking someone on facebook. Though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.
Dude, this chick in my photography class has no idea I'm facestalking her.
by Number13 September 20, 2010
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Facesluts

All the girls on facebook with slutty profile pictures. Or all the girls on facebook that are "friends" with your boyfriend.
Girl to best friend, "Did you see that facesluts' profile picture? Wearing her Christmas bikini in the snow! Tyra would be so proud!"

Girl to boyfriend, "Oh, honey, look! All the facesluts wished you a happy birthday!"
by dankstamomma December 5, 2010
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Feces Twister

When someone lies upside down on a swivel chair naked so that his ass sticks out in the air. Another person then proceeds to pull the nearest fire alarm and push the naked person down a hallway while spinning in the swivel chair. This man then proceeds to shit out as much dookie and gas as possible to maximize the field of area covered in shit while people try to escape the building in a torrent of ass-wind and shit.
Oh man! He totally pulled off a feces twister during the fire alarm!
by LazyPerson November 26, 2013
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FaceShitting

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone
Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...
by Clone54 February 8, 2014
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Faces

Gran: let take some faces
You: nooooo it's selfies
by X.m.x April 21, 2015
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facesofterror

facesofterror is my baby daddy tbh😇
by Turquoi December 24, 2021
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smushing faces

When you're telling your friends about a time you necked on with a guy/girl but your friends are too immature so you need to use another term.
Yeah well me and Dan were smushing faces
by Jdknejwimeb July 31, 2017
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