Fecal Fountain

The aftermath of slamming your girlfriend/wife in the ass after her having a bit too much beer & Mexican.

"I was slamming Megan in the ass, and when I yanked, she blew her own fucking load on me. I was in the shower, Ace Ventura-style for several hours getting rid of the must..."

by Kal-El August 14, 2003

FMAL

An acronym for "F My Awkward Life", the name of a popular website, where people post their daily awkward stories. All stories end with FMAL.

Joe - '​'​ How long are you into pregnancy​??'​'​...... Fat woman - '​'​I'​m not pregnant'​'​. FMAL.

by FMAL January 15, 2010

Fecalicious

An adjective to describe ones poop.

Yo Senafe, those bagels are fecalicious!

by Uncle Joe's Cat (momo) February 25, 2005

fecal phalanges

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play

Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.

by poopyhands September 5, 2007

fecaloid

made of shit, artificial shit, shitty plastic, adhesive that looks like shit, ersatz shit

They're taking up a collection to get a fecaloid statue of the mayor made & put in city hall.

by larry lynch April 19, 2008

fecalities

A series or chain of negative consequences stemming from a stupid action.

A series of fucked up events.

The shit that happens after you do something stupid.

Ever since the new manager was hired, we've been suffering from a number of fecalities.

Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?

by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

Fecal triumph

Masterbating while creating excriment on a toilet; or rather jerkin off while your droppin a duece. Such action comes in handy in instances such as guests staying at your house or more specifically in your room, staying at someone else's house or maybe even at work. When ever the urge comes to perform fecal triumph make sure your a gentlemen and wipe the seat off when your done.

"man you were in the bathroom a long time did you fecal triumph my toilet!"

by Geoffrey McGoover November 7, 2009