A dirty float is when you have had a bowel movement that has embedded air particles so it floats. The water around it turns a brownish green color(Warning: The color may vary due to the color of the fecal matter), and the fecal matter is still floating on the surface.
hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.
hint. Easily produced when eating radishes.
Man 1: Man, I ate so many radishes last night.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.
by Jason Green March 3, 2008
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Get the RootBeer Float mug.You walk in the toilet and there are small lumps of s**t floating in the water. You come out and say "Who left the floater?"
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Boss: Last week our floater worked 8 hours and he's not schedule for another 2 weeks.
Worker: That's sure one hard working negro. A true hustla.
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All
Time
f.l.o.a.t.
Somethings that's super fucking lit, but of all time.
Also see: goat
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