down to earth

someone who is down to earth is someone who is humble, unassuming and unpretentious

Just call me Bill says Prince William who is very down to earth.

by akutabib February 12, 2010

bleeding ears

a condition normal people are put in when sugar we're going down or some other shitty emo song comes on the raido

oh FUCK, theyre playing my chemical romance again, need to stuff some tissues in so i dont get bleeding ears again.

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

Penis with ears

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.

Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

breathe thru his ears

To give such deep and constant tonque that you have to breathe thru your ears

I want a man who can breathe thru his ears.

by juice December 12, 2004

Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.

by Antony Collett September 1, 2005

Flat Earth

noun

The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.

Anne didn't like her homework so she flat earthed it. As a result she flunked her test.

by ParodyMan November 15, 2018

Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!

Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.

by cheeseflambe March 7, 2010