Wayne Fontes Experience

To smoke marijuana; to get high.

I need a Wayne Fontes Experience bad

by Wayne Fontes September 8, 2006

expectorate

Medical term for expulsion of phlegm, tobacco juice, and excess saliva (spit). At one time, practiced mostly by those who chewed tobacco or those who were diseased. Now practiced by the majority of men before they use a urinal, when getting out of their car, or when leaving a building, for unknown reasons.

if you expect to rate as a gentleman, please don't expectorate on the floor.

by Freddy Ferno November 30, 2010

Serial Experiments Lain

Serial Experiments Lain is an awesome anime series, topped only by the likes of Neon Genesis Evangelion and Spriggan. It follows the tail of Lain Iwakura, a junior high school student who receives an Email from a girl who killed herself... and it only gets weirder.

(me watching Lain with a friend while very stoned after smoking lots of marijuana)
Me: ...
Jamie: ...
Me: I'm Hungry.

by Zerloch July 6, 2004

expertisio

To have or hold knowledge beyond all others.

Steve is an expertisio at tear'n up da road.

by Rio January 15, 2004

experimental cinema

Into experimental cinema: to participate in anal sex; the small auditorium as opposed to the main theatre.

Yeah, my girl's into experimental cinema.

Read: Yeah, my girl likes it in the ass.

by Marky M December 3, 2006

Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

out of water experience

When you take a poop so big that part of it sticks out of the toilet water.

Man last night I had the deluxe cheese fries and had an out of water experience. The fabreeze didn't stand a chance.

by Jahms Snow March 1, 2015