Rusty Elmo

The act of Eppz Dee'ing a fellow human being, who is clueless to the ways of the world, also known as a "fuckboi"

That Eppzy just got Rusty Elmo'd XD

by Dehzarious September 15, 2016

tele-elmoipsum

Its when Elmo gets really drunk and goes on tv. Usually cursing and screaming, then passing out on the children. After that, he has a massive hangover and poop's on the puppeteers hand. He also, when drunk, repeatedly call's Cookie Monster fat and diabetic, which then breaks out a fight.

" Oh god, Elmo is tele-elmoipsum"

by MaxTheMememaster330 October 1, 2018

St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire

When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.

Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.

by SolidSyntax October 23, 2018

Straight Elmer

Horny piece of shit that is not good at anything.

Your nothing but a straight elmer with your bottlenosed dolphin lookin ass.

by Samthesaucegod April 17, 2019

Sergeant Elmer

A man or woman who enjoys causing an erection in a Male horse.

Look at sergeant Elmer over there, smiling ear to ear, watching that giant dong pop out of that horse's meat sleeve as he sensually brushes his back hair.

by Pappasholley November 12, 2019

Botox Elmo

A small elderly women that appears to have a fuck-ton of Botox in her blood stream, and looks just like the star of sesame Street

“Dude our substitute math teacher is Botox Elmo”

by Master-Bayden February 7, 2020

3aks elmasayef

A person who feels cold in summers and hot in winters

Enty 3aks elmasayef 3alashan labsa shetwy fel summer.

by Feelers. September 17, 2020