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dong dip

When you dip your penis into the drink of someone you don't like. This should always be performed without the victims knowledge.
"Dude, Mike is such a jackass." "I know. Want to do a dong dip in his beer?"
by Greg427 February 20, 2009
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Squiggly Dong

The third private part on a transgender person(aka a trisexual)...DUH!
He says he's trisexual...so he obviously has a penis, a vagina, and a Squiggly Dong
by thenuggetmaster1111 September 30, 2010
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Dong Cottage

An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."

Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009
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MK Dongs

a nickname often applied to the club Wimbledon FC (see: Franchise FC) in Milton Keynes. Often used by fans of AFC Wimbledon.
The MK Dongs do not have many fans
by AFCW June 2, 2004
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choco dong

often used as an insult towards jags mum
jags mum sucked my choco dong all night long
by jagsmumlovesmydick December 16, 2008
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my dong

An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.
Person 1: My dong
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My donnngg!
by my dong May 29, 2016
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dong

a mix between dosh & wong (money)
"hold up i forgot my dong at my manor"
by Mena Iainttellinu October 8, 2003
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