doice

anything and everything, but nothing at all. the pokemon 'ditto' is the perfect example.

Person 1: yo lets go get some doice
Person 2: id love to go get some food!

or

Person 1: sinbad lets get the doice outta here
Person 2: ayurp cookies my dude

by the doiceman August 7, 2010

okey doke

in reference to football or basketball, to juke or break someones ankles

The linebacker got okeydoked by Mike Vick

by Bopp May 19, 2005

diketso

The coolest person ever. Will occasionally try to bite your head off if you make him mad, but will apologize between the next 5 minutes. A boy with ghost blue eyes that could melt your heart and a crooked smile that could make you squirmy inside. Many girls fight over him, but the one girl he holds dear is the luckiest of all. Loyal to friends and won't take any crap if you talk about his family. Can keep secrets and knows how to blend in any situation. Many people want to be like him, but they don't realize how emotional he really is. He hides his feelings because he doesn't want anybody to feel the way he does. If you ever lose a Diketso, it's the biggest mistake of your life!!!

Diketso ke motho wa go loka

by Kiidbragga March 22, 2019

Dikembe Mutombo

When you stick your dick and wave it back and forth in a woman's vagina as she's about to give birth, as means to block the child from entering the world.

"Aye yo, my boy Tug did a Dikembe Mutombo on his wife as she was trying to deliver!"

by Thug Roy February 8, 2022

mountain dike

a dike that loves the mountains (I.E) a woman wearing a Reebok jacket in outback steakhouse wearing Bermuda shorts!! LIKE OMG!!

I was working at outback steakhouse when i was serving a mountain dike eating a pile or shit with her mountain dike clan.

by mountain boss November 5, 2015

Dikemobile

Jeep Wrangler, made worse by large tires and obviously non-functional chrome additions to the frame. The most widely desired vehicle of lesbians everywhere.

If you're driving one of these and you think it's cool there is a serious issue with either your a)community's concept of coolness, or b)your sexuality

by This Lil Cracka April 1, 2005

doke

(n)(v) shit, variant of dook (also spelled doak)

I'm gonna go to the men's room and take a massive doke.

by Salvo September 22, 2005