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Synchronized Muff Diving

When two female Olympic divers 69.
“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
by LinzerTorte July 27, 2021
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Cuttlefish That Loves Diving

The amazing writer that gave us gems like Throne of magical arcana and Lord of mysteries has a wonderful sense of humor and I LOVE HIM also one of his works broke the steampunk theme record and was permanently collected by the national library of china.
I love Cuttlefish That Loves Diving i love all of his works!!
by Aljun the Pan Crafter December 20, 2022
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Gay cliff diving

When two straight males are depressed enough to make the decision that old age isn't going to take them out. So they buy out their local drug dealers, put all of the drugs into a finely mixed milkshake. Stick 2 straws in that cup and start their last journey with a mouth full of meth, coccaine, numerous pharmaceuticals, and sea salt and carmel flavored ice cream. After consuming the heavily drugged mixture of ice cream in liquid form they then tie their long penises together in a double fishers knot and simultaneously do a cartwheel off of the biggest cliff in the state of Virginia hopefully leading to the death of both gentlemen without shitting on each other which happens quite frequently when someone passes away.
Did you hear about Jim and Adam going gay cliff diving the other night. I heard they got the job done without either of them defecating at all. Classy to the end.
by Jimmie Choo May 8, 2023
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dazing

Class was so boring, I was dazing the whole time
by The_Lazy_One October 12, 2009
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diking

I couldn't fall asleep so I decided to go diking."
by heythereholly October 22, 2012
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Scuba Diving

When you lay on your back and suck your own dick while your balls sag onto your eyeballs.
I tried scuba diving last night. Totally felt like I had a snorkel in my mouth and goggles over my eyes
by CrystalPepsi March 12, 2015
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underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.
I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
by 1628Rex January 30, 2009
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