disasstraction

dis-ass-traction

n. - A hottie who causes you or your friend to temporarily lose the ability to notice anything else (to the point of complete distraction).

Literally a compund word from distraction and ass.

See also: disasstracted

There were way too many disasstractions in my physics lab for me to learn anything.

by K_Dogg March 22, 2007

Disster

A blood relative aka Sister or a close friend or sorority-mate who is a woman who acts as if she likes you until someone else comes around--then she becomes competitive and starts to "Diss" you. Pulling out all of your secrets and hating on you; criticizing everything you say and trying to make you look bad and herself good in front of company.

Ex: Hi, my name is Joanne and this is my sister, Terianne who has a prettier smile than me because she wears a retainer at night for her TMJ."

Joanne just dissed her sister Terianne; Joanne is a "Disster."

Hi, my name is Terianne, and this is my baby 'Disster', Joanne."

by Thouston299 September 27, 2010

Disasturbation

When you feel the sudden need to 'choke yo chicken' when faced with almost certain death.

"Oh no the zombies have broken in through my back doors ;)"
*explosive disasturbation*

by Teenage mutant ginga penis November 22, 2014

disastrophe

When something's so bad that you can't decide between using disaster or catastrophe

Man, Bieber was such a disastrophe!

by crazyastrogirl November 28, 2015

disgustertained

The state of being simultaneously disgusted and entertained.

Can also be used as an adjective. As in disgustertaining.

I was watching the walking dead and her hand went right through the zombie's ribs. I was so disgustertained I puked but couldn't stop watching.

I saw a donkey show in Tijuana. Totally disgustertaining.

by Grim Reefers March 28, 2016

disastrophe

Combination of the words "disaster" and "catastrophe" designating an extremely grave and tragic event.

Every single decision taken by Donald Trump will likely result in another disastrophe.

by bs55 October 15, 2017

Disastrophic

A different form of the word “disastrophe”. Disastrophe is usually used in the way to express some thing that is worse than a disaster or catastrophe.

Adam messed up so bad yesterday! I can’t believe the teacher didn’t call him after class. His project was disastrophic!

by milkshakes&flowers November 8, 2017