Ding-Along

A cross between a ding dong and a ding-a-ling, usually a polite term for dumb-ass

Jeff: Man, I just spilled my coffee on my white shirt.
Kyle: Dude, your a ding-along.

by bloodfreckle May 21, 2013

ding dong

A code name for an annoying whore who always talks about herself.

This bitch is such a ding dong.

by Big Daddy2675 October 31, 2017

Ping ding

Fat shit that can get stuck in your ass

Ping dingHey can you grab this huge shit out my ass

by Tyron10 July 7, 2019

Ding Dong

to ring a doorbell

"ding dong" i'll get it

by Simon Williamson (with an ugly girlfriend) August 9, 2003

Ring ring my ding ding

To ask someone to call your phone.

' Yo G, ring ring my ding ding '
' Can you ring ring my ding ding when you get home'
' I aint ring ringed your ding ding in time'
' I can't hear you, I beg you ring ring my ding ding'

by Lol806 November 23, 2011

hum ding

a girl who is ugly as f**k

mate, she is seriously hum ding

by buzz May 27, 2004

ding dong

A word used to exlaim various forms of exasperation or frustration. It is a very versatile word.

1.What the ding dong?!
2. Flippin, ding dong...(insert noun)

by Mike023485029485 September 17, 2006