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digitally diddling

To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.
Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.
by von groovy June 29, 2017
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6-digit

An osu! player in the rank range 999,999 - 100,000, inclusive (i.e. having 6-digits in their rank). They are stereotypically terrible at the game despite being the top 5% of the player base.
6-digit: Hey, this map doesn't seem to represent the song that well.
4-digit: 6-digit NPC your opinion doesn't matter
by Kerbalover99 September 13, 2022
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Missing Digit

When a chick sends you a pic of herself materbating and one finger is missing from the pic because she has it buried inside her honey hole.
Dude, I wish I could get a Missing Digit pic of Kim
by Casey's girl July 22, 2015
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digital downgrade

To lose face, followers, friends, power, and views across multiple social media platforms. This can be due to some dumb behavior or the evil acts of others trying to ruin their life.
Carrie: What's up with Stacey? It looks like she has lost so many followers since last weekend. No one likes any pictures of her new kitten. It is so cute!!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!
by von groovy June 29, 2017
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digital kyphosis

Hunching of your back due to excessive use of hand-held electronic devices, pc gaming and computer use. Condition can become permanent if proper exercises are not done on a regular basis.
Most teens are at risk of developing digital kyphosis due to excessive use of electronic hand-held devices.
by Jazzy Ronnoco May 22, 2018
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digital trail

The contribution of an individual made by his/her liking, posting pictures/videos on line in a permanent database.
James was quite surprised to see how many people liked his post, that went viral, he had no clue as to the digital trail he would leave behind.
by videograbber September 30, 2013
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digital disgrace

Digital disgrace is wasting your time behind your pc or tv.
Internet addicts know they want to go to sleap but they stay another 2 hours playing games or look for crap on the net!
Aaron: What is Kenny doing these days?

Tom: He's stuck behind his screens!

Aaron: That's digital disgrace!
by Engiebenjybelgium April 19, 2009
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