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Digital Speed

The speed at which things happen on the internet.

Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.

To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
EX1:

Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!

Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.

Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.

EX2:

PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.

PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.

PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.

PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.

EX3:

Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?

PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.

Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!

PersonB: Sucks for you.
by DamianTempest June 14, 2010
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Digital imperialism

Digital imperialism is a certain culture dominating the internet. In most of the internet this is Anglo culture, speaking in non-english languages and manners is looked down upon and in some cases not allowed.
"This Discord Server doesn't allow users to speak languages other than English, that's digital imperialism!"
by Ezraja May 25, 2021
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The Digital Fairy

A mystical being commonly found scrollin' behind a screen or two, a Digital Fairy prances across the internet & youth culture swirling up knowledge to turn beige briefs into stunnin' werk with its pixie dust 🧚 ♀️
"Wtf is a Digital Fairy?"

"Yah! Digital fairy! Here to make digi works! Digi diet! Digi Couture!"

"Should've gone to The Digital Fairy"
by tynnosaur January 21, 2019
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Digital Slave

An individual who is unable to free themselves from the hold of social media, television, video games, or any electronic device designed for entertainment.
“In todays world we are all digital slaves
by Barkingsatyr69 May 4, 2022
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digital squalor

Living in a residence that has no decent access to the Internet.
As a web developer, I was a ashamed to find out my mom was living in digital squalor with no broadband connection to her house. It makes visiting at Christmas really suck.
by fizzlepop February 20, 2011
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digital privalege

Growing up w/ tech at your fingertips and wasting life bitching about SJW topics.
Lazy ass kids can’t relate. They’ve had internet and social media.

We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.

They CLEARLY have digital privalege!
by NCdubmixer October 15, 2019
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digiting up

To digit, to digit up; gettting older, to age.
I am almost 40 so I am digiting up. Or I am digiting upward.
by kat51 March 18, 2009
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