When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.
by Denied_Access November 25, 2006
Get the access denied mug.A roommate who sleeps with every woman he possibly can, including 30 year old ex wives(which have 2 kids), too total up the amount of people slept with above the 30 mark. He then denies the fact that he could have an STD and refuses to get tested for it. Thus making all of his other roommates wash there hands in an over excessive manner to avoid any kind of contact.
Andrew: “So Holland, how many women have you been with?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
The next day…..
Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”
P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
The next day…..
Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”
P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..
by Matt Spangler January 25, 2008
Get the Holland Denial Syndrome mug.Related Words
Denpi
• deepika
• Denial
• Denied
• Deeping
• Denial slut
• Denice
• Denial by omission
• Deniel
• Deepika Padukone
When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.
Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.
How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
Vegan Denial.
Or
I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.
by A vegetarian June 12, 2008
Get the Vegan Denial mug.A term to describe a situation where a person or group knows someone or another group knows they do something but pretend they don't and if it comes up everyone denies it.
Person A: "Yeah by parents know I drink, and they know I know they know, but we all pretend we I don't."
Person B: "Mutual Denial"
Person A: "yeah, 'Mutual Denial'"
------------------
I know you know I do it but we are going to pretend we don't and if it comes up we deny it.
Person B: "Mutual Denial"
Person A: "yeah, 'Mutual Denial'"
------------------
I know you know I do it but we are going to pretend we don't and if it comes up we deny it.
by Anti-Liberal1026 January 29, 2010
Get the mutual denial mug.by ...=]... April 13, 2008
Get the denia mug.Everyone who goes to furry or otherkin websites and denies that they go there or are a furry. They should just go kill themselves and make the our mundane world a better place that is furry free.
by Mundane Shawn March 13, 2005
Get the Furries in Denial mug.by Honest Gent 002 January 17, 2009
Get the Loser Denial mug.