snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When in online gaming, your or the enemy team does something incredibly stupid in the last minutes of a match, that it costs yours or the enemy team the victory.

We won the match, thanks to the enemy team, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

by Shasol December 3, 2019

Katie Dedea

A sweet, adorable girl with a huge mind and imagination hidden behind a shy face. Katie is unstoppable and refuses to be brought down by the world around her. You can find her supporting her friends or scrolling through 4 apps for 12 hours, maybe both. She sleeps until 3pm because she spends the other hours of the day being so great. A friendship with Katie can be a connection like you’ve never felt before.

Student 1: “Hey, who the fuck put pictures of sandy cheeks with a cock in the girls bathroom?”
Student 2: “It’s Katie Dedea again...”

by Cheeks R. Sandy May 15, 2020

Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

The Deematic Method

1. Also known as deeming. The process of systematically going for girls at a gathering and lowering your standards as you get rejected.

1. Woah, dude, I just used The Deematic Method and scored the hottest chick at my party.

by TickerTotter October 7, 2021

Getting Defeated

When inanimate objects don't work with you, and hijinks ensue.

"WAHHHH! Come on! WORK WITH ME HERE!"

"What the hell is happening over there?"

"I'm getting defeated."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 10, 2022

aggro-defeatist

A overly aggressive externalization of frustration (typically verbal on social media) in the face of imminent defeat that contributes nothing towards improving the odds.

She went on an aggro-defeatist rant shaking her fists while wearing her women's march pink hat saying: "AARGH!!! Rowe v Wade will be overturned!! The world is going to sh*t!!! This is all Bernie, Trump, RBG, Biden, and Republican's fault. I hate the world!!!"

by p.diddy. May 3, 2022

armchair defeatist

The average "smart" ass who assumes constraints loudly. These people are everywhere and only seem to ever come up with reasons why something won't work, or how it doesn't apply to them, and therefore must not apply to anyone else.

I didn't listen to all the armchair defeatists, instead I made a quick prototype and made $1,200 in my first month.

by batFalcon September 12, 2022