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damaged canned good

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!
She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!
by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013
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Damrage

When you inflict some real damage and infuse it with otherworldly rage, you get DAMRAGE
Better dive in with some more real goddamn DAMRAGE in it

Bro, Do u even DAMRAGE ?

I don't keep calm becoz DAMRAGE

Proud HEATHEN from the Cult of DAMRAGE
by Blissful Remnant June 24, 2018
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damaged goods

Someone who is now undateable or not attractive because of past or current circumstances, but would otherwise be attractive.

Someone who has ruined their career because of at least one exposed mistake that has permanently changed their reputation and/or credibility.
Becky is damaged goods after she had John's baby in high school. Nobody wants to date her.

Michelle's fine but she got a train ran on her at that party. I wouldn't fuck anymore. She's damaged goods.

Sam has 4 kids by 4 different women, even though he's handsome, he's damaged goods.

Andre was offered a scholarship to University of Florida for basketball, but he was caught stealing, so he had his scholarship revoked and is damaged goods.
by John Claude di Ronaldi September 22, 2014
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danagerous

The duck that is gangster. You must obey this duck. For she is thugged out like the missing member of the Insane Clown Possy. Her biceps bulge like the stomach of a sumo wrestler. Dont let her little frame fool you, she's backed by a pitbull mommy duck and an angry gorilla.
"See that girl over there in the cheerleading outfit? She's danagerous."

"I don't want to walk this dark alleyway in the middle of the bronx, it looks danagerous."

"New York aint got nothin on me, i'm Danagerous"
by The Angry Gorilla March 23, 2007
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damageplan

kick ass speed metal band who is comprised of ex-Pantera bandmates and brothers Dimebag Darrel and Vinnie Paul. They are now hooked up w/ two flavor of the month bandmates and are poised to take the entire world by storm! I can see it now, Damageplan being as big, if not bigger than...dare I say it? Metallica? And with new material coming forth they...what? No way! You're fuckin' seroius? Dime? Dead? OMG, when?
MAN IN CLUB: That DAMAGEPLAN band sure does kick ass.

WOMAN IN CLUB: Yes. Yes they do, sir. Hey? Did you see that guy walking across the stage? Hemust be a band member 'cause security would have stopped him if he was going up there to try and harm anyone in the...

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Four dead not including the fuckstick who shot at the band. Where was security? HUH?
by cereal killa January 28, 2005
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Damagon

I state of heightened excitent attained when playing MMO games.
Usually a very demanding leader who is very harsh on his support player
Stop complaining. You're acting like a damagon.
I cant heal Stop being a damagon
by stickysweet October 18, 2008
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damaged goods

When a guy or a girl had already been married and had children and now he/she is divorced and looking for another partner.
-Why are you still not with that guy? He's hot!
-Nah I don't want no damaged goods.
by crimsonvipermaya February 8, 2009
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