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Dangerous Mittens

Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!
by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021
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cheesel darger

The Cheesel Darger, contrary to popular belief, is the proper spelling to the staple in American culture, the Cheese Burger.
(Clearly inferior) Dude #1: Hey man, want a cheese burger?

(Shining pilar of the community) Dude #2: You mean a Cheesel Darger, my man?

Dude #1: Oh right, sorry, my dude.
by Cheesel daRGer November 15, 2016
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The Most Dangerous Game

The act of carefully halting one’s own defecation cycle for anywhere from 12 to 72 hours so that one may experience prostate stimulation upon self completion.
Kilroy: “Yo I heard Chadlius has been playing the most dangerous game recently.”

Jarturo: ”There are no winners at the end of that one. God rest his hole.”
by The Dime Snatcher January 14, 2021
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Gold Digger

Crystal Harris, the 24-year-old playmate to whom Hugh Hefner, 84-years-old, has proposed.
Why else would Crystal Harris, 24, want a wrinkled STD-laden 84-year-old dude, but for his money? She must be a gold digger.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted December 29, 2010
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Gold Diggerism

Any given woman or any given culture's propensity toward gold digging behavior.
Contrary to popular belief, American women exhibit far more gold diggerism than their counterparts in South America.
by BorisSDT March 12, 2011
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Gold Digger

A "Gold Digger" is someone (Sex doesn't matter) who is using another person for something they have.
"Did you see Jordan's new girlfriend, Anna? She's only with him because he's loaded. What a Gold Digger.."
by TheRealAnswers February 15, 2015
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The Danger Stranger

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.
I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.
by Brian H October 12, 2005
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