divorced-dad

Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.

"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."

by FuBug November 2, 2017

good dad

A good dad is someone who looks after there children and when they are promised something they do it and they are always there if they need you

A good dad is a MAN who is always there

by Luren wagstaff April 19, 2018

White-Dad

(verb) To continually (intentionally or not) use a slang word over and over again in front of your kids or your friends, until it becomes so uncool that they stop saying it to each other altogether.

My son's friends used to constantly refer to their girlfriends as "Bae" , but not anymore since I spent 2 weeks white-dadding it.

by WordSchmitt April 26, 2017

Bag Dad

A true intelectual. Someone who brings pleasure to many by placing bags on their heads and banging it against other people. Bag Dad is a proper noun, meaning it must be capitalized to show respect. There are multiple ways to use Bag Dad

Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad

1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness

2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following

3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something

Ex1: Bag Dad is one of the best people

Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad

Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday

Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME

by Shaniqua Mboniqua September 4, 2019

dad goals

A super cool dad, everyone loves that dad

Man have you seen Rich, he's dad goals

by Quan October 10, 2016

Delayed DADS

Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".

Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."

Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."

Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"

Casey: *snickers a little*

by all4us August 19, 2009

oliver's dad

he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME

cool its oliver's dad

by oliversdadwilleatu March 28, 2019