water polo depression

When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.

James aren't you playing baseball?

Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression

by waterpolo4life October 31, 2011

Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 17, 2011

Summer depression

The absense of school making you feel like you have no friends and no life.

Kind of like a summer version of Winter depression

Jack: Hey, are you crying?
Jill: Yeah, I got a case of summer depression and remembered I have absolutely no friends

by Jenna12 August 8, 2014

Mileven depression

Mileven depression: Mileven depression is caused by the love of Mike Wheeler and Eleven Hopper. Your Happy and Sad at the same time. You just love Mileven. You love it so much you have depression about it. You watch Mileven edits all day.The Symptoms for Mileven Depression is heavy breathing, Uncontrollabll crying when you see andything Mileven, losing sleep, can’t stop thinking about Mileven, Having trouble focusing, and if you have not watch season2 of stranger things you will suffer even more with Mileven Depression. And it take 353 to recover. Many don’t recover....

I suffer with Mileven Depression since season1 episode1

by Eleven..Mike..love.. January 24, 2019

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008

depression

anger without enthusiasm

being stuck in the middle of a huge room filled with well-lit doors, yet lacking the motivation to run and open one.

by beholdbojangles February 19, 2004

Depressed

The feeling that can totally change your life. consumption of depression can lead to things that are irrational, but at the time seem wonderful to do such as..... suicide and drug consumption. Love or not being loved can be a big factor in being depressed because the one feeling that is stronger than depression leads to it faster than anything else

I am feeling so depressed right now because I feel that no one loves me for who I am, nor will they ever see because no one looks beyond what they see with their own two eyes

by Slap Jackin October 29, 2004