Clerming

The act of masturbaiting on mute while on call with your friends.

Dude, I was clerming last night

by Theclassychicken March 19, 2025

Clerbdkyt

When go you go to the clerb and bring ur emergency kit and do you have a clerbdkyt

Girl I always make sure to bring my clerbdkyt w me #love

by Scrabbled29274 March 30, 2025

Clern

Sandpaper for balls

its clerning time

by clern January 17, 2026

Clern

Anyone who is total tubular is a clern

clern just bought sandpaper for balls W clern

by clern January 17, 2026

Clern

Subsitute for butter, eggs, milk, flour, sugar, 2tp of vanilla extract

Person 1: yo were out of butter, eggs, milk, flour, sugar, 2tp of vanilla extract
Person 2: Yo just use Clern

by clern January 17, 2026

Clergisferg

Referring to an absurd pairing of either fictional or real characters having sexual relations, generally ones that involve inanimate objects.
This phrase originated as a reference to an absurd ship of Thomas the Tank Engine and the Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine, but later expanding into it's more broad current definition.

I clergisferg Mario and Wario.

by Jimmy Longnose Sr. May 31, 2025

Enforcement Clerk

Uneducated douch that thinks his car is fast. (Also See Ricer, MAN CLERK)Looks at Christmas Lights while topless with other men. Should consider /

JChfc80 you are such an "Enforcement Clerk" , why don't you go get me some coffee. "Enforcement Clerk " Man Secretary

by R.Fox December 21, 2008