cross hares

cross hares - (synonym= nasty rabbits) folks who respond to suggestions by the formerly unbiased press - like a bunch of scared defenseless bunnies (hares) - to anyone who dares to challenge (cross) their thinking or utter terms that they can take out of context to claim that they are personally offended - in order to exercise what little power they think they have over others.

Recent trend by some "cross hares" who claim to be offended so they can openly despise and react in anger and rage against those who they claim ...cling to their "guns" and The "Cross", etc.

Recent examples of feigned offense include terms like "cross-hairs", "gun" unless used in gun-control, "target" unless they are going shopping, "aim" unless it is something they "aim to do" against others, "cross" when used in a biblical context, the letter "T" unless THEY use it to call a peaceful patriotic grass movement... "T-baggers", etc.)

by op_position January 20, 2011

cross-whacked

Having the quality of being backward, tangled, disorganized, broken, or inane.

I was terrified by a mass Python installation marathon. Especially when having versions of 2.x and 3.x, python seems to get cross-whacked.

DUDE are you wires cross-whacked? I mean you put the egg straight in
the pudding without beating it?

Dude... This engrish/chinglish/spanglish manual for my computer is
totally cross-whacked.

Yo maaaaan help me out, I need to untangle these controllers, they're
totally crosswhacked...

God: "Haha, I'll make the left side of your brain control your right
side and the right hemisphere control your left side"
Adam: "That's totally cross-whacked"
God: "Oh and sugar will taste really good but be super bad for you."
Adam: "Wow... Thanks..."

by Micro Farad April 28, 2011

Cross-notch

Two people share a cross-notch when they have both had the same sexual partner. A cross-notch can originate in a threesome or when two sexual encounters occur at different times but with a common party in each. A cross-notch can be shared between friends or enemies, but is most often cataloged when between friends. Some friends might even get three or four different cross-notches during the course of a lifetime.

The term originates from the notch put into the handle of a gun following a confirmed kill, serving as a form of score keeping.

"Jerred and James finally logged the first cross-notch

of their friendship when Amanda, the giving downstairs neighbor, quit laying with James and spent a night in Jerred's room."

by Wesley Crusher January 28, 2013

Cross Country

Some people might not consider xc to be a sport, but it is. Most people don’t know how much hard work xc is. Xc requires the most dedication and hard work. Most xc teams are small, so you get a closer bond with your teammates. Bus rides to meets are lit, because you get to play paranoia with your teammates on the bus. Without xc the world would change forever.

Girl: cross country is boring.
Boy: run 2 miles and say that again.

by I like avocados November 3, 2019

Cross Swords

Simply when two guys pee in the same toilet / urinal / bush / bin / girl's mouth and the streams cross.

Dude, we're both desperate, let's just cross swords

I saw Dom's massive penis last night when we were crossing swords

No homo

by Nomin October 23, 2010

cross knob

a person with different coloured pubes

martin mappley

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Cross Deagle

Imagine a crossbow and a desert eagle, Its both those, created on some forum in the back alley of the internet.

You don't want to be hit by one of these.

Nick ordered a cross deagle, why does he order all this stupid crap from the internet?

by MSMSBMLO March 4, 2010