craptastic

A word to describe something that is absolutely 'crap', but is also very 'fantastic'.

Wow, that meme was Craptastic

by TheWorstGreatest March 25, 2017

Craptivity

Work done leading to no useful outcome. Work for shit. A play on the words Crap and Activity.
Crapital (money for shit) is usually spent undertaking craptivities.

A lot of crapital was spent in that craptivity

by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017

Crapedurral

When you sit on the toilet long enough that your legs fall asleep, then you take a massive dump.

Give me 30 minutes, I’ve got to get a crapedurral.

by Cbearbeerc May 21, 2018

Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019

Crapad

An advertisement of low quality, often advertising something sexually explicit, or too good to be true.

John: damn why is this crapad taking up half the screen
Mike: i dunno, did u look up asian girlfriends near me again?
John: shut up

by Pepo (Ceo of DFC) June 17, 2019

Crapton

The same amount as a shit load

that's a crapton of snow ya got there.

by joe_ag March 26, 2019

crapt

Is a slang word for crapped without the double p and ed

Yo I just crapt bro

by Mr poooooooooooooops October 28, 2020