whatever paddles your canoe

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat".

So you're into that? Well, whatever paddles your canoe, man.

by Deliciously. May 9, 2010

canoodling

a mixture of cuddling and noodling
love

"Marina and Will were canoodling allllllll night long."
"Marina and Will love canoodling!"

by Bonfire August 15, 2007

Canoe Face

The look your clueless significant other gives you when you accidently plow your canoe into the weeds, or a stump, or the nearest bank for the umpteenth time, because he or she has no freaking idea how hard these things are to steer.

"Hey! No more Canoe Face; you think it's so easy why don't you sit back here and give it a try?"

by Forbore Mort August 29, 2008

hooded man in the canoe

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy

"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

canoodle

Any or all of the following acts: hugging; holding hands; touching, caressing, massaging, kissing, or licking nonreproductive body parts (neck, stomach, back, lips, etc.)

Approximate synonym of "cuddle"

"I so saw Ashley and Josh canoodling in the park yesterday!"

"Yeah, did you see her hand on his stomach!?"

by President Handell June 14, 2005

Semi-canon

Canon means official, therefore semi-canon means semi-official.

Person 1: Is the couple in that series you're watching canon?

Person 2: Sadly no, it's still semi-canon.

by snowfairy65 July 25, 2017

Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club

A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.

Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.

by LaxBros69 February 1, 2018