Covid dick

The opposite of whisky dick.

When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.

Bekah: last time he lasted forever but , i don’t know...last night was awful! He must have had Covid dick.

Karen: Covid dick?

Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!

by Zilliondollar July 2, 2020

Covid/19

Covid/19 a diesise cause because of China and their animalistic ways

That boy has Covid/19

by Capone37482747 April 27, 2020

covid pussy

The horniness and vaginal wetness that comes from absence of cock during Covid quarantine.

Female version of Covid Cock.

“This Covid Pussy is killing me! If I don’t get some dick soon I’m going to go crazy!”

by QnA z October 30, 2020

COVID-21

(noun) Updated strain of COVID-19 for 2021.

“COVID-20 is so last year, COVID-21 is the new virus!”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Covid-💩

When the number of toilet visits by millions of people on quarantine or lockdown surged exponentially, as many consumed more than what they needed, thus generating tonnes of extra shit.

Guesstimate how many tonnes of poo were produced during the April–June lockdowns due to Covid-💩 in most developed countries.

by Fasters October 25, 2020

covid orgy

A dense gathering of people who believe in The Easter Bunny, wood fairies, and oblivious denial.

Jesus, Aunt Meg is inviting half the town to her jazz poetry reading, it’s going to be a fucking Covid orgy.

by DPlukerG October 8, 2020

Snowvid Covid

When your partner wears your facemask as underwear after cumming inside of them, then your friend wears that mask on their face in public.

Bro, Jon forgot his facemask last night when we went to Chili's for the 2 for $20 and he has no idea he got Snowvid Covid. Luckily for him it wasn't a Dirty Snowvid. (Came in partners butt)

by MtlGdss November 17, 2020