Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.

Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.

by WarwickAlice February 26, 2010

commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

by Luke December 1, 2004

Common

Poor people, un educated . You really do not want to hang around with these sorts.

Yuck he is soooo common!

by Knoxa September 4, 2005

commonwhore

A whore that is common with guys

That bitch is a common whore!

by sdgadfhfhs April 24, 2004

cosmopolitan

Hip, cool, "jet-set" version of monoculture.

Liberal elitist hipster: That is so horrible that MacDonald's is everywhere in the world. They are breaking down indigenous culture and traditional folkways. Monoculture everywhere! It is sickening. (Moments later) It is so wonderful that we are breaking down backward ways of life in the American South and any other traditional culture. We want to spread the cosmopolitan ethos everywhere. I am a citizen of the world!

by Tex in Tex February 22, 2008

commonwealth bank

a stupid banking institution with giant fees

i going down to the commonwealth bank to effectivly burn my money

by Ben October 8, 2003

cosmogirl

A magazine off spin of Cosmopolitan, for the younger ages. While the word "girl" might make you believe it is for 9 or 10 year olds, it does have some stuff that wouldn't be suitable for that age group.

"Did you read the article in Cosmogirl about boob jobs?"

"YEAH! I rally liked the thing about STDS!!"

by Sarah Hollins March 25, 2008