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Contact Juggling

The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.
Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."

Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"

Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."
by Dracotic September 26, 2010
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Post Coital Spam

Enjoying a delicious Spam and chili sauce sandwich post coitus.
Stu enjoyed some post coital spam last night.
by McSassy December 31, 2009
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Courtney Contagious

The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men.
Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable
One day I want to meet Courtney Contagious!
by GeezCourt December 11, 2006
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Contact Clues

based off of context clues: information one gathers from a text in order to interpret something.

CONTACT clues are clues one gathers from body language in order to interpret another person's thinking or thoughts.
1.)

Jill: How did you know that he was digging you, Barb?

Barbara: Why, he was sending loads of contact clues! His legs were crossed towards my direction, Jill.

2.)

David: Do you think she understood that you weren't into her?

Asher: Fuck yeah, dude. I sent her all kinds of contact clues. I looked her over once and didn't look again.
by ViatheV December 21, 2010
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containment

The capture and storage of noxious fumes emanating from the anus by utilizing Tupperware plastic containers.
Johnny contained his farts. His mother regretted discovering and opening his multitude of containment vessels (Tupperware).
by BloodySwanson January 20, 2011
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ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren February 24, 2008
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Post coital bliss

Fancy/Nixxi way of saying orgasm :)
Nixxi: I hope you enjoyed your morning post coital bliss my love :)
by R.A.K.A September 29, 2011
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