Cooked

Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.

1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.

2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!

by PlaceLondon July 4, 2016

Turkish Conkers

When involved in a 3, or indeed, 4-some the 2 men using the vagina and ass holes maybe find their testicle banging together, this is know as Turkish Conkers

Me and a mate banging this bird the other night, me in the ass and him in the pussy, we had a great game of Turkish Conkers!!

by the xor March 30, 2009

chubby cocker

when a fat guy lays on top of a girl and you can no longer see her.

Drew Carey did a chubby cocker and laid his fat ass on that skinny mudafuckin hoe and that bitch dissapeared.

by big nigg heff May 25, 2009

yann cooke

always passes the vibe check

bruh look it’s a yann cooke, he’s just vibin i ain’t stressin

by FeistierThrone October 18, 2019

Back like cooked crack

self-explanitory

a Juelz Santana's mixtape

Yo Shawn's Back like cooked crack

by Shenanigans February 11, 2005

Conkers Deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, up to nuts in guts

I was Conkers Deep in Cara Deane last night!

by Geeseth February 25, 2010

Chile Chokers

Underwear such as boxer briefs or Mighty Tighty Whities be 'em Hanes or BVD's or any other underwear that restricts much needed air flow. No man should be crowding his unit like this, it will make it claustrophobic.

Brent was smuggling a fruit basket the size of a tic tac and two bb's in his chile chokers!

Alex needs to relax or he is going to bacon strip the back of his chile chokers.

by Keep it Free September 1, 2009