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congressive

One who is/one who has a tendency to, waste time and energy. A congressive person is usually unproductive or when being congressive, are in a general lackadaisical denial of more important stuff they have to do.
If your mate was trying to fix something and got hung up on stuff that doesn't really matter in terms of getting the end desired result, you might say "Come on man! Can you just stop being so congressive man!" or "You're being so congressive! stop doing that and focus on the more important things you gotta do!".

Or.... On a friday evening after having done green tings with your homes and you're all afterburnt and your homie steps in a brother's place of dwelling and be you'd say "aww hell no man, I've been doing nothin for 2 hours man!" to which he'd reply, "maaan, you so congressive, you trippin".
by ltetolcl October 10, 2013
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dirty concrete

concrete with dirt on it. very unclean concrete.
"Woah dude, that concrete has dirt on it. It's such dirty concrete.
by yrbun78 September 17, 2017
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First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.
George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.
by Nav23 April 17, 2011
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concrete jungle

A semi-racist term for a ghetto.

It's called a concrete jungle because the minorities/high crime-rates represent the 'animal/jungle' part, the 'concrete' part represent the urban area.
"I almost got robbed in the concrete jungle today"
by Mc Dane April 21, 2015
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Keepin it real close to the concrete

Some wankster got lit up becuz he thought he was big, but he was messin with heads that were keepin it real close to the concrete.
by The White Bastard January 7, 2006
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e-town concrete

Act of being a moronic jiggaboo chimp swinging on vines like the jungle taught you and looking tuff and hardcore while handling fools and eating punks for breakfast.

Self parody of the highest order.

Enbodyment of all that is gay in music.
Man check out those wiggers, they are so e-town concreting, I hope they never have offspring.
by Hate makes the world awsome August 3, 2003
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Concrete Jungle

The act of pooping in a random place.
Dude 1 :" Dude I built a concrete jungle on her steps"

Dude 2 :" Sick."
by Frizzel&Fraggel May 20, 2011
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