cons diaz

Very well known guy who lives in Sinaloa in Mexico, no body has slept with him but you can see se has a huge ding dong from afar

Wow just look that Cons Diaz
I think Julia is Cons Diaz girlfriend, I wish a was her

by I am the lover March 8, 2017

Coatsey

A little animal, who has recently been living under a rock since being involved in a relationship. Many wonder wether he will make an appearance this bank holiday.

Where is that coatsey?

by Mitchlacey123 August 25, 2017

Conism

Playing nicely while harboring selfish intent ~ like selling an ice cream cone.
The ice cream exploits the natural desires of the consumer, but it does it in a way that leaves both parties pleased. The money is freely given, the service is provided in a friendly manner, and the seller makes a profit. The seller chose the ice cream shop knowing that ice cream is not healthy, yet widely desired and socially valued. * Not to beconfused with Connism ~ when a vindictive pleasure lurks in the sellers subconscious mind and hides itself from view.

“There’s nothing wrong with a little CONISM, we all gotta make a living.”

by The Wordshipper May 18, 2018

Coatstraphobia

The fear of not being able to move in ones own coat and/or jacket.

Jimbo: "Hey Bill it's -40°c, why you taking your coat off?"
Bill: "This damn puffy jacket, it's triggering my coatstraphobia!"

by FredsHotToddieBody September 14, 2018

conostrofied

To be absolutely mouldy drunk and stoned off there forehead

I’m absolutely conostrofied lads call a taxi

by Dermedaddy December 28, 2018

colts

colts is a nickname for a kid who is extremely sus(pect) kid. He sticks his cock in anything with a hole and grabs anything longer than a sweet tart. He tends to be a multi-sport athlete and is an absolute tryhard in academics. He will even pet his own teachers cock(erspaniel) to get an A. This nickname in no way, shape, or form represents any professional sports team. If you ever play Fortnite with a colts, they will rage on their every death and will blame you for every little thing, but at the end of the day, they will carry you because of how sweaty he is. A colts must buy about 3 controllers a month because their sweat breaks their controllers.

*colts checks end of year grades*
teacher (known as dr. p)" colts you end with a 89.49"
colts " their is no way, i will do anything, can i help you with anything? *wink wink*

by ttv_btw April 12, 2019

Cones

A way of smoking weed or tobacco normally the words used by Australian ehsays, it’s the thing u put the weed in on your bong, can range from large cones to small ones.

“Hey cuz surely let’s go smoking some cones”
“For sure brother”

by Oi_lets_smoke_cones April 26, 2019