Birtch Control

(n) Birtch Control (pronounced birch control) is a type of birth control which is meant to eliminate periods all together, such as an IUD. This helps alleviate the side effects of having mood swings which in turn, is also a "bitch control" - which is still there when on their periods

You sure youre on youre birtch control because the bitch inside you is coming out in full force!

Birtch Control by forthroe January 13, 2011

Gun Control 

One of those issues that, regardless of your stance, pisses you off whenever it gets brought up.

Person A: "You know, I really think gun control is-"
Person B: "You shut the FUCK up!"

Gun Control by ColeYote January 17, 2013

Sector_Control 

Computer and Network Security Company. One BYTE out of crime...

Sector_Control,sector control

Sector_Control by hardcorecj March 18, 2010

Caps Control

Used to tell someone to stop writing in all capitals. Basically to control their caps lock. Usually used after someone tries to shout something over text.

person 1: YO!!! GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
person 2: Dude, caps control.
person 1: Sorry.

Caps Control by tino9007 February 24, 2011

I Control the Fire 

Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.

Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!

I Control the Fire by moonchild716 April 9, 2011

Mind Control Media Minion

The dolled up corporate representatives with no insight on any topic outside of what they are told to repeat to humanity in order to promote the agenda of the elite.

"That mind control media minion just said Ron Paul is a racist!"

"Well she sure looks good there bud, are you sure she's wrong?"

Mind Control Media Minion by JB 1776 January 18, 2012

Johnson control 

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

Johnson control by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013