Shane Conroy

The sweetest, most romantic in his own way, guy. He can make you laugh or smile so easily. It's hard not to fall head over heels in love with a Shane Conroy because it's impossible not to.

I never though I could fall in love with Shane Conroy.

by Freddy Cookie January 13, 2011

edge control

A hair product that slicks, holds down, lays back "edges" or "baby hairs". Specially applied at the root.

I hope CVS sells edge control because my baby hairs are out of control.

by T4Urban August 7, 2016

shades of control

a band from delano Minnesota that owns all other bands

if i could i would chili dog with shades of control.

by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005

Male Birth Control

Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite

- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic

- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open

“Hey Hayley, do you see Johnathans new mullet ?”
“Yeah, it’s like Male Birth Control”

by sydtoasty June 30, 2021

Congroid

A slang term given people who live in Congers, New York. Though the term is interpreted as very general, it is often given to the douchebag white kids who try to act black, or the obnoxious preppy crowd who have an undeserved feeling of accomplishment and self-esteem.

Ex. 1:

Emo: North's full of these self-obsessed idiots.
Goth: Fucking Congroids.

Ex. 2:

Teacher: Why did you push steve down the stairs kyle?

Kyle: Bitch, you buggin'. Nigga called me names, yo.

Teacher: You're such a stupid congroid.

by ToChEm December 20, 2010

Quality Control

The people that make sure everything A-OK.

My pizza is 30% cheesier and 75% more pepperonish thanks to the quality control guys at Pizza Hut!

by Zach G. December 2, 2003

Controlled Chaos

A situation that can be described as a riot or a complete cluster fuck, but in reality, it is under the control, or at least started, by a group of insanely smart individuals (usually anarchists) in an effort to strike fear in a certain group of people (can be race, or people who live in a certain area), or for the sake of looting.

#1 "Dude! Did you hear about the riot downtown?"

#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."

by what-you-gonna-do? November 28, 2010