Convenience Coma

Excuse you use so you don't have to deal w/ what you did when you were drunk even though you DO remember.

Felix was talking about the night one minute and next he was totally crying convenience coma.

by Irish Goddess January 11, 2011

cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

Awkward Coma

Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.

I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.

by Capellan June 12, 2011

Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011

Chow Coma

The sleepiness induced by eating too much.

After a large meal: "Chow Coma is setting in, I better take a nap."

by Clutzo November 27, 2011

Tits Coma

When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits

Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."

Girl: "I read that ass tits."

Guy: "Tits Coma?"

by Damien Soade September 11, 2011

Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.

"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"

by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011