cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

boomer coma

When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.

"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"

by macklemurr September 2, 2023

Anime Coma

A coma with special circumstances that can only be caused by an anime’s world/logic.

Zero Two is stuck in an anime coma, poor best girl.

by SimpleeCasual June 23, 2018

Thought coma

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.

Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.

by modhek February 2, 2022

Coma

When a person is sleeping and can't wake up. Doctors usually put a certain amount of medication depending on how long there brain need to sleep and recover. As I heard you can here the people talking and your talking back but in your head.the clairityproject made a video say they had to put ice pack on her because her fever was so high. Her brain would make her think that she was in Antarctica.it will be different for some people.

Finally mrs picked bottom woke up from her fricken coma.

And Scene

by Mr Goodman June 23, 2017

Brussels Coma

Verb.
The overeating/ forceful consumption of numerous Mussels resulting in a fatigued state or unconsciousness

"Im feeling the brussels coma coming, hold me"

by DannyBoy27DannyBoy27DannyBoy27 February 3, 2020

kat coma

when Kat goes into a heavy sleep what some may call a hibernation.

"Hey have you heard from Kat?"
" No, she's in a Kat coma"

by AdamKlein4Lyfe November 13, 2017