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Thought coma

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.
Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
by modhek February 2, 2022
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boomer coma

When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.
"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"
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Cunt-coma

when that pussy hits like a concussion and you proceed to knock out
Damn!! Damien is in a cunt-coma after Sheila rode him for days!!
by 3cheezsurprise December 5, 2020
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Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.
"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'
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Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.
"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"
by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011
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Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.
'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
by Tarrel May 5, 2012
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cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.
After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
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