contrabution

The contribution of ass for the purpose of creating world peace.

A healthy dose of contrabution makes the world go round.

by Sir Knows Alot December 9, 2004

Coloradon't

Douchey things you shouldn't do in Colorado.

Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin' and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.
Brock: Hella word!

(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.

by ican'tremember34 December 14, 2010

colorado corndog

When a man spreads a woman's butt cheeks and then poops down her butt crack and when the poop slides over her butthole he puts his penis in the girls butthole pushing not only his penis in but the poop as well.

Colorado corndog

by samuel dillybottom March 8, 2014

Colorado Elephant

When someones mother falls asleep with a dick in her mouth.

Watch you mouth dude, I rode the Colorado Elephant with your mother last night.

by Sircurlsalot August 2, 2015

Colorado Cowboy

When a female initiates the reverse cowgirl position and 2 rotating drilldos go up her ass to get that ultimate cowgirl experience.

Marlene had a good night to herself last night and drank a two decade bottle of wine, then proceeded to give herself a Colorado Cowboy.

by doritoboy420mtndew4life March 17, 2019

Walking contradiction fiend

- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs

- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens

- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink

Often says things like:

"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"

"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"

"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"

"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"

- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs

-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more

- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess

- they will snort anything

- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them

- might dress as animals when high wired

"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"

"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"

"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"

by OncaPardus August 14, 2012

Forever Contract

An infinitely long contract that is thought to be 99.9% filler. The contract can only be written by the all-powerful deity known as the Filler God.

Filler God: "If you want me to resurrect Jonny, you must sign my Forever Contract with your blood."
Jack: "Yes! Sure! Anything to revive Jonny!"

by emkay1 April 24, 2021