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community college

An institution which makes it easy to transfer into universities like Cal and UCLA--at least in California--and lets you to save money on classes. Contrary to some of the other comments left on here, the instructors are often times people who have taught and still teach at neighboring universities. I've had a physics professor who held a PhD from UCSD and had taught there.

Anybody with common sense will tell you it's a good deal--partly because the classes are easy and other universities accept its credit--which is why plenty of non-community college students take advantage of it, especially during the summer.

It has its share of dumbasses, but there are plenty of people who are just trying to get back on the right track. The classes also aren't as rigorous, but if you're a motivated learner, I don't see what could possibly be stopping you from knowing what's normally taught in the university level classes (we have this tool called the internet) especially for these lower division subjects.

I suspect that the people doing the most amount of shit talking on this page are the sorts who "have graduated from the least prestigious University's sic in the states." Either way, it's fucking petty.
I went to community college and I'm not an idiot. In fact, I was that student who set the curve on all of your "university level" exams.
by Alex4791 August 28, 2010
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Bridgewater College

A quiet school in the middle of nowhere Virginia. Often known to smell of cow dung, turkey Poop, or chicken crap.
A plethora of fecal smells hits you in the face when you arrive at Bridgewater College.
by bustamove April 7, 2005
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College Drunk

Not drunk enough to black out but still pretty oblivious to one's surroundings.
Jenny was college drunk last night. She didn't even realize her boob fell out of her shirt or that Curtis was college horny enough to think it was sexy.
by hpants February 26, 2010
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by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023
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college

A place where you pay a lot of money to go to, told they're the "best years of your life", that there's great food, endless parties, and lines and lines of hot girls waiting to throw themselves at your feet. In reality, college is just an extension of high school: the food sucks just as bad as your HS cafeteria, you're not going to really be drinking unless you're 21, have a fake ID, or know people, and the girls all form inpenetrable cliques and you will be accused of being a "rapist" or a "loser" or "fag" if you try to do so much as chat up one of them. Only the "cool" people have fun in college, just like HS.
My Roommate: Yo man you goin' out tonight yo
Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
by I hate college January 9, 2005
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College ACB

A site that Greek people talk shit about each other, and bitchy sorority girls arguing about what houses are top tier. Where useless none sense happens.
Post: Top 10 hot girls in school
Reply: your mom
Reply2: your dad
Reply3: tori lee
Reply4: who the fuk is that
Reply5: she is in tridelt
Reply6: lol nice. tridelts are easy.

you can see the above anywhere on college acb . com
by iam007really September 10, 2010
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Loyola College

A small Jesuit college in Baltimore, MD. *Lots* of pretty girls go here, which is mad sweet for the guys because the ratio is 7 girls to every 3 guys. It is a challenging learning environment which with its name on your resume is certain to get you a sick job (especially if you go to the business school).
"Loyola College was the best four years of my life. I got mad chicks, and then after four years of constant partying, I got a SWEET job in NYC."
by LoCo12 April 17, 2006
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