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Cleaver Steamer

When one of the Cleaver family (Wally, Beaver, Ward or June) takes a massive shit upon another Cleaver's chest.
"Golly Beaver, I notice you are shitting on my chest"
"Well Gee Wally, Eddie Haskill's using the shitter, it's Cleaver Steamer time".
by daniel1976TO June 13, 2007
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Juve Cleaver

A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they look a little too old for their age ( from too much partying or smoking ) and have the intelligence of roughly an early teen - not a good combination.

A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.

Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.

Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.

A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.
Buddy: Wasn't those gals at the last place? Why is that psycho looking blonde glaring at us?

Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.

Buddy: BITCH!
by paulvmunix December 21, 2007
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Cunt cleanser

A regular make hookup (fuck buddy) that "cleanses" the vagina of random hookups and one night stands.
I need my cunt cleanser to wash away last night's hookup.
by Shaunasweets July 5, 2016
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Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.
Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!
by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015
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Creaner

Creaner is similar to a person's nether region;
The person's backside right in between the cheeks where your breakfast comes out of;
The area where the sun doesn't shine on the human body (unless of course you're spread eagled, tied to four horses), like back in the Middle Ages when you were "hung, drawn & quartered"
Noun similar in meaning to Kyber or Kyber Pass
I kicked that ball fair up the Creaner!

When I went to the Doctor he said it was normal procedure to test my Prostate through my Creaner
by 4a1000years June 17, 2018
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cunt cleaver

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.
by Johnny Tats August 20, 2008
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cleaver

a tall, scythe wielding character from the skulduggery pleasant series of books. the usually wear gray robes with a helmet that hides their face. they are total bad asses and are completely silent.
the three cleavers left silently to distract the several thousand hollow men. the knew they went to their deaths, but it was what they had to do if the mission was going to be completed
by Bartimeas Ptolemy April 19, 2009
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