Colorado Early Colleges

A small school in Fort Collins full of ass-holes because they have no friends

Hey, did you know Im from Colorado Early Colleges?
Yeah. im the dipshit that likes men, notice how i said dipshit, thats my nickname, try to find me mfers

by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023

chloren

"chloren" is a german term to define the process of fucking somebody with a chlored creamed dick in their ass! Sometimes you could meet a person in germany who says " oh der wird gechlort!", that means somebodys ass is getting buttered with chlor because a person with authority or power doesnt like his or her actions. Women in general cant chlor because they dont have this one special ability like a man. The crazy morally incorrect idea of chloring was founded by a friend group at the peter paul cahensly schule in Germany. If somebody will ever get really chlored he would die because of the inner hurtings in their butt. No bubble butt chayas anymore. So just chlor someone in your thaughts.

"Oh Fritschi will chlor you!" or "you getting chlored" ; the infinitive is "chloren"

by Ingo Adrian March 14, 2023

Colorado snowball

When you put coke on a chicks ass and rub your balls in it. Then put your ball to her nose and she snorts it off.

I was in the club last night throwing Colorado snowballs at strippers.

by jmicd91 April 22, 2023

Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her

“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon”

by waterballoonlover May 3, 2023

Colorado Cum Gobbler

A person who gobbles cum in colorado

someone who eats all the cum in colorado
Be careful here comes the Colorado Cum Gobbler

by BLUEGALAXYPUG May 9, 2023

Colorado hang

The act of enjoying Colorado without moving: not hiking, skiing, mountain biking, rockclimbing, or paddling. Just hanging.

Yesterday I did the Colorado hang and read a book in a mountain cabin.

by SlimeQueen July 18, 2023

Colorado French Omelet

When you pass a raw egg through a kiss WITHOUT breaking the yolk.

Bro, I just saw Avery and Lilly pull off a Colorado French Omelet!

by The Real Jorge Avila August 8, 2023