Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it

Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Chandlerism

Pretty much the coolest, most amazing practice you will ever come across.

Teachings of the Great Chandler, who resides in Southern California, usually leave you in amazement, and make you question your sanity.

Knows the secret to life, as-well.

Chandler likes to drink Vodka and OJ, take LSD, and party it up!

You wish I would write some Chandlerism, but it's not as powerful or inspiring if I just quote Chandler.
You'd have to hear it in person.

"Fuck it. Quote me, dammit!" : )

by Kylie(: February 13, 2009

Italian Chandelier

An Italian guy with huge dick and balls.

Man he dropped his shorts and showed the italian chandelier. I swear it was large enough to feed the neighborhood.

by Richard longer June 24, 2004

chandelier cock

1. When a man has a chandelier for a cock. The chandelier has numerous shiny crystals dangling from it. Piss is shot out of each crystal.

2. When a chandelier has cocks hanging from it in place of shiny crystals. As the chandelier hangs from the ceiling piss is shot out of each cock onto the floor.

"When i was at the Red Sox game the other night, i went to take a piss and saw one of the most fucked up things ever in the bathroom. This man dropped his shorts and whipped out this big chandelier cock and began pissing in the trough."

or

"When me and Javier were playing XBox the other day, the chandelier cock on the ceiling starting pissing all over us and ruined the game we were playing."

by Dick Sniffer January 21, 2010

Chandler

a bitch who likes suckin cock 400 hours a day. all she thinks or talks about it dick because shes brainwashed from sucking it so much. she also loves dick for breakfast lunch and dinner.

That girl was a total Chandler last night, she gave me head 6 times!

by ohhhyeahhh!101 June 11, 2011

chanpreet

Chanpreets are emanating very potent pheromones, which sensual aromas could only be compared to the most fragrant leopard genitalia. The power of attraction generated by the stench of their exotic scent as been reported to convert lesbians to heterosexuality in more than seven countries.

This man was a true Chanpreet, his body odours caused him to be suffocated by a mountain of lesbians.

by Dude6116 July 3, 2014

Chandrese

The nicest, smartest, most beautiful person, you will ever meet. A great friend.

Wow! That girl is so a Chandrese.

by phine March 7, 2010